What is the definition of Miniature Infection?

A 'iniature infection' is like a tiny, sneaky villain that invades your body but doesn't quite make you feel like a zombie or something. It's that pesky germ that invades your system but is so small, you can't even see it with the naked eye (or a good microscope, let's be real). It's like when you catch a whiff of that new perfume and your whole apartment starts smelling like a tiny, invisible army of olfactory soldiers.

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Edgy example sentence: "The miniature infection of his newfound appreciation for existential dread started spreading like wildfire through the office, turning everyone into a slightly gloomy, existential crisis in one day."